LeishBlog

Geeze Louise I have had some blogging triumphs over the past few weeks….mainly due to the racy titles of my blogs and lots of you believing you are going to get some LeishPorn on the LeishBlog. Sorry guys, but seriously I have to leave something for the slow collapse of my career in about 4 years. That’s were childhood star Nikki Webster went wrong, she got the girls out as soon as she was legal, not much mystery there. I just noticed that I started the last sentence..That’s were childhood star Nikki Webster went wrong…that is not right; Strawberry Kisses was a world of pain and so was her prancing around the Olympic stadium with her frigging pigtails.

Nikki Jr Nikki with the girls out

Flat Mate Mick suggested that I should just give all of my blogs sexy titles and then people will be constantly disappointed that they don’t feature me nude and aren’t at all provocative…well maybe just a tad.

Last night was interesting, Flat mate Sarah, Flat mate Mick and our house guest Jill sat around like dweebs with our lap tops at the dining room table. Seriously it looked like we have networked all of our shit together and at one stage Mick and I were playing facebook scrabble against each other at the same table. So considering this last statement it isn’t surprising that three out of four of us at the table are single!! Gill made an executive decision that she wants a boyfriend and Sarah was helped her sign up for RSVP. At the same time Flat mate Mick decided to,

‘Check out the ladies online’

(I just made him sound creepy and now with this photo???)

This was just asking for trouble. Now I want to put it out there that I am not against dating websites but I just don’t think they are for me. I am so big on the whole vibe when you first meet a person that I just don’t think you are going to get from a screen…it’s like you reading this and falling in love with me….you don’t know me, you just see the grainy black and white photo in my profile and ready my sometimes droll and witty observations….I’m really not like that at all.

(In real life I’m a librarian from Parramatta, with mousy brown hair, dry skin and reside with 16 cats in a house that reeks of urine)

So I sat next to Mick annoying him as he trawled through hundreds of photos and profiles of these chicks, putting my 2 cents in

‘You can do better than her…..she is very gummy, would you get sick of the gums?…She lists watching weird movies at Dendy as an interest, like they are called arthouse….. that photo looks like it was taken in the 80s she is listed as a Catholic, watch out she has a 7 year old you’ll be an instant Daddy,’

I could see Mick flinching after every smart arse comment that made so I decided to the good thing, not get murdered and I retired to the lounge room to watch trash TV.

I say good luck to the RSVP people, good luck!

And no, for those interested I did not partake in the husband hunting online. I prefer my men in the flesh….flesh there is another tag I can add to this post to get more hits!

Tonight I am cooking the lovely Nicole from work and the rest of the house lasagna and I am going to attempt to drink a glass of wine. It’s always mildly horrifying going back to the booze after a hellish drinking session, but I have given it 2 days, plenty of time to detox, so it should be just spiffy.

Nicole and Aleisha…or the other way around!

Rock it

Leish or as I am known when I am in trouble Aleisha.

*Mick just read the draft of the LeishBlog, much to my protest (he is dictating this to me now (including this)) and I/he wasn’t flinching at Aleisha/me comments, he was flinching at some of the religious affiliations and bad grammar, just so you don’t judge him

*dictated not read.

Mick Dictating

Now for a naked LeishBlog photo……sort of…might not load up all of the way if you don’t have a state of the art LeishBlog computer!!!